Normal has become abnormal?

Look. For ONCE I'd like to go on a date with a normal man. Not a stoner, not a male whore, not a player, not a man with serious "pending" issues (if he's taken care of the issues he's fine), not a man who's looking for a girlfriend & willing to settle for anyone, not a man trying to force christianity on me.. and that leaves just about no one. Oh, except for the few who are already dating/married.

Sooo.. where are the normal guys?? Hello, I'm a normal girl & I'm looking for you.