Monday, November 23, 2009

Hate List

1. Cell Bio (this class is actually satan)
2. When people are too busy txting to realize you just asked them a question in person.
3. Towels that are always damp
4. When your roommate's txt tone sounds like a train
5. COLD RAINY DAYS
6. Being so tired you can't function properly
7. Roommates preventing you from getting sufficient sleep
8. Mud on white sweatshirt after just bleaching the sweatshirt the day before
9. The way my face only breaks out when I'm stressed (right when I need more stress)
10. Only getting 2 days off for thanksgiving so that it's not worth flying home
11. The fact that words mean almost nothing these days.
12. Having to endure New Years with your family in bum fuck nowhere.. when there are a million fun things to be doing back home
13. The inability to be invisible (people you don't want to talk to always find you.. even in the strangest places)
14. Getting stuck in an elevator and the awkwardness of the fire dept having to break the elevator door open (because a dumb, rude boy jammed the door).
15. When your roommate uses perfume that smells repulsive & its cold outside so opening the windows is not an option
16. Big sisters who would rather someone else be their little sister
17. Craving sweets but not having any in the house
18. Hearing people talk badly about you (misconceptions of you) when they think you're asleep
19. Confusion resulting from overly thorough naps
20. The way that ONLY ugly boys ask me to dance with them
21. Realizing the window of opportunity has passed.. for any situation...
22. ..But especially when you could have opened the door for a hot male trying to bring his bike inside
23. MENSTRUAL PERIODS.
24. the idea of eventually birthing children
25. How some people think PMS is not avoidable.
26. The ridiculous cost of Microsoft Word 2007
27. Trying to work in a group with someone who tells your that their work is perfect & doesn't need editing
28. When people buy you something you don't like, and the awkwardness of wondering whether they'll notice if you give it away

To be continued.. possibly.

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