People Suck

You know what? People suck. More specifically, roommates. And even more specifically, roommates who do the following:

1. Has her boyfriend sleep over 2-5 times a week. In the same room as you.

2. Doesn't notify you at all that their boyfriend is going to sleep over, even though you pay just as much rent for the room as she does. And he doesn't pay any rent.

2.5 When she thinks you suspect the boyfriend is coming over, at 1am she tells you "bye, i'll see you tomorrow" and comes back 20 minutes later with the boyfriend. Just to keep you guessing.

3. Brings her boyfriend over to help her make a present for a gift exchange (because she can't tie knots on the edge of a BLANKET on her own?) and argues with with him the first 10 minutes. Even though he came over to help.

4. Sprays perfume that smells like a prostitute with STIs. In our room. On days it's cold outside and opening the windows is not desirable.

5. Talks so loud you sometimes think she's addressing the entire apartment complex, minus you.

6. Tends to talk non-stop only when you're trying to get homework and 2 million other things done. When you have time to talk to her, she is busy..

7. Interrupts every 2.5 sentences you say. Or stops listening at the 2.5 sentence limit.

8. Doesn't respond when you mention anything related to women not needing men or I don't need a boyfriend right now. It's absolutely foreign ground to her.

9. Asks how your day was/what you did, but stops listening as soon as you say anything (apparently the 2.5 sentence limit is generous sometimes).

9.5 Doesn't show adequate, if ANY acknowledgement that she hears you when you tell her: you're going to bed early, need her to put her phone on silent when you sleep, or that you need to get better quality sleep.

10. Texts even more than you, so that you start to wonder who she is txting every 1.7 minutes

11. Sleeps so restlessly that it makes you sleep restlessly.

12. Makes it so hard to get to bed at a reasonable time, that it's not worth trying.

13. Sleeps peacefully through the night and into the morning, through your alarm as you get up to go to class in a zombie state day after day.

14. Still manages to make you like them for who they are.